THE NEW AND IMPROVED EXPERT SHOE SALESPERSON QUIZ
#1: What is a blucher shoe ?
An open-heeled sandal
A tie-shoe with eyelets on the shoe forming a V
A tie-shoe with eyelets on side flaps
#2: What is a Brannock Device?
A foot x-ray machine
A tool for measuring the length and width of a foot
A tool for stretching the length of a shoe
A tool for attaching the upper part of shoe to the sole
#3: What is a combination-last shoe?
A shoe whose combination is determined in the last stage of manufacture
A shoe that is two sizes narrower in the front than in the heel
A shoe that is two sizes narrower in the heel than in the front
A shoe whose width is equally sized in the front and heel
#4: In an adult's shoe, what is the equivalent of going up one whole size in length like from a size 8 to a size 9 ?
#5: What is Bromodosis?
An excessive flaking and scaling of the feet
A chronic condition of smelly and odoriferous feet
A pronation of the large toes
An arthritic condition of the sesamoid bones in the feet
Captain Sigma ready to do some serious shoefitting!!
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